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Rants, thoughts, doodles, and meanderings — updated on a semi regular basis, providing I’m able to.
Hey @_AlexHirsch wanted to let you know that the phone number mentioned in the Book of Bill (1-800-555-CIPHER9) connects you to a phone sex line. Was a bit shocked when I tried dialing.
Hey @AlexHirsch wanted to let you know that the phone number mentioned in the Book of Bill (1-800-555-CIPHER9) connects you to a phone sex line. Was a bit shocked when I tried dialing. — Helena Brown…
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So, I get called a chaser, & am told I am making things up, because I thought it was offensive that someone was trying to appropriate the term widow for something else other than having a dead partner. Having a dead partner isn't the same as divorcing because your partner changed https://t.co/Hh5CFukRmz
So, I get called a chaser, & am told I am making things up, because I thought it was offensive that someone was trying to appropriate the term widow for something else other than having a dead…
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The problem is, he's rarely here and doesn't talk to people when he is. Dude hasn't lived here in years. Sold his house in 2019 and claimed he was going to build a new house ever since. https://t.co/Zl92xzbH2M
The problem is, he's rarely here and doesn't talk to people when he is. Dude hasn't lived here in years. Sold his house in 2019 and claimed he was going to build a new house ever since.…
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"Seriously, @jaketapper.
Seriously, @jaketapper. Going high gets ignored, because you are part of the problem. You give free air to the hate because that brings in viewership. https://t.co/Qy2745XgXQ https://t.co/0ajWDnBKFK…
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Anyone else thinking the #TamponTim thing is just making Walz seem even more cool? The dude advocated for girls to get access to feminine hygiene products in school. Why is that a bad thing?
Anyone else thinking the TamponTim thing is just making Walz seem even more cool? The dude advocated for girls to get access to feminine hygiene products in school. Why is that a bad thing? — Helena…
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So, because a corrupt leader of an organization that has been stripped of authority and recognition due to their attempts to sabotage athletes made a claim, without presenting evidence, she has to publicly show evidence to the contrary, despite doing so privately to the IOC? https://t.co/l9BHfcwLLK
So, because a corrupt leader of an organization that has been stripped of authority and recognition due to their attempts to sabotage athletes made a claim, without presenting evidence, she has to…
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"Google, just what I needed on the anniversary of my wife's death, a crapload of slideshows and collages about her...
Google, just what I needed on the anniversary of my wife's death, a crapload of slideshows and collages about her... Seriously read the fucking room. — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Aug 1, 2024
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"Missouri, we need to do better. When the RNC is calling out irregularities, that's more than just concerning.
Missouri, we need to do better. When the RNC is calling out irregularities, that's more than just concerning. https://t.co/4zuZ78oNgg — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Jul 2, 2024
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Anyone get the feeling that you're arguing with bots way more now? Like, you wonder how someone can be that stupid, but it isn't a type of stupid you normally would see from people. Plus, getting flooded with replies from multi accounts simultaneously on older stuff.
Anyone get the feeling that you're arguing with bots way more now? Like, you wonder how someone can be that stupid, but it isn't a type of stupid you normally would see from people. Plus, getting…
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"Kristi Noem's kids after getting home from school before finding out what Noem did to the family dog:
Kristi Noem's kids after getting home from school before finding out what Noem did to the family dog: KristiNoemIsAMonster WheresCricket https://t.co/i4WxnjxoBt — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Apr 27, 2024
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"@Shelley61265352 Plus, there's stuff like this.
@Shelley61265352 Plus, there's stuff like this. https://t.co/Vf8irF78Do https://t.co/4rjsQi540F https://t.co/S12LE8gAVm https://t.co/boi4q2UG4z 2/2 — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Apr 19, 2024
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"JK Rowling may be able to silence people in the UK via their messed up legal system, but thankfully I'm in the US.
JK Rowling may be able to silence people in the UK via their messed up legal system, but thankfully I'm in the US. @jkrowling is a Holocaust denier. She called the destruction of the Institut für…
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"Wasn't @elonmusk supposed to fix the bot problem after buying @x? Instead it just seems like it got worse. This is the likes on a recent reply I made, fishy right?
Wasn't @elonmusk supposed to fix the bot problem after buying @x? Instead it just seems like it got worse. This is the likes on a recent reply I made, fishy right? I think we all knew things weren't…
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Having a blunder like @espn mixing up the Ducks and Beavs is pretty huge. Akin to talking about the Red Sox and calling them the Yankees. https://t.co/HZBX3dRWJc
Having a blunder like @espn mixing up the Ducks and Beavs is pretty huge. Akin to talking about the Red Sox and calling them the Yankees. https://t.co/HZBX3dRWJc — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Nov 12,…
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Hey @facebook, since when is a post that says \"gas the jews\" something that is considered not against community guidelines? Why is it that it is easier to contact you on another service than your own platform?
Hey @facebook, since when is a post that says "gas the jews" something that is considered not against community guidelines? Why is it that it is easier to contact you on another service than your own…
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Hey @Safecoinsurance My agent appears to no longer be in business, yet everything I attempt through your number just forwards me to his old number. WTF? Way to leave customers high and dry.
Hey @Safecoinsurance My agent appears to no longer be in business, yet everything I attempt through your number just forwards me to his old number. WTF? Way to leave customers high and dry. — Helena…
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Hey @sagaftra, quick question. I've heard mixed answers on if people should boycott now or not, with some saying wait til you and @WGAWest/@WGAEast say to boycott to not lessen the appearance of impact. When should I start cancelling subscriptions?
Hey @sagaftra, quick question. I've heard mixed answers on if people should boycott now or not, with some saying wait til you and @WGAWest/@WGAEast say to boycott to not lessen the appearance of…
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Hey @Safecoinsurance stuck on the side of the road but roadside service can't do anything because they can't confirm I'm a customer. You are happy to take my money but not do anything for me. Thank you.
Hey @Safecoinsurance stuck on the side of the road, but roadside service can't do anything because they can't confirm I'm a customer. You are happy to take my money, but not do anything for me. Thank…
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I see John K trending, and my first thought is \"Oh shit, I hope John Kay from Steppenwolf didn't die\".
I see John K trending, and my first thought is "Oh shit, I hope John Kay from Steppenwolf didn't die". — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Jan 20, 2023
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No @twitter I might NOT like tweets from bigoted assholes and COVID deniers. Fuck off with that shit.
No @twitter I might NOT like tweets from bigoted assholes and COVID deniers. Fuck off with that shit. — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Jan 14, 2023
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Hey @WaffleHouse what happened to #391 in O'Fallon, MO? I went to go grab some food and it looked like it was being demolished.
Hey @WaffleHouse what happened to 391 in O'Fallon, MO? I went to go grab some food and it looked like it was being demolished. — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Dec 11, 2022
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#RIPTwitter, the numbers don't look good. Twitter had 7500 employees at the beginning of the year. Half got laid off in the first big cull, then random other cuts over the past week. If we assume 500 there, plus the 75% today, that leads to ~750 employees. Losing 90% in 2 weeks.
read post →Proud to see something like this here at home. https://t.co/SjCNtQrZX0
Proud to see something like this here at home. https://t.co/SjCNtQrZX0 — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Nov 17, 2022
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Still one of my favorites of Dipper. He was not happy at all. #catsnoirfriday https://t.co/V6JGsws1tj
Still one of my favorites of Dipper. He was not happy at all. catsnoirfriday https://t.co/V6JGsws1tj — Helena Brown (@Hellmark) Aug 5, 2022
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